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WHEN I HIT THE MILLION DOLLAR MARK ONE LUCKY PERSON THAT DONATED $50 OR MORE WILL WIN $100,000
ITIS THAT EASY. THE COST OF A CARTON OF CIGARETTES COULD EARN YOU A SUPER NICE PAYDAY
CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO DONATE & MY BIGGEST SUPPORTERS WILL BE MENTIONED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION IF THIS JOURNEY MAKES IT THAT FAR. AND IT WILL. I WILL BE A MILLIONAIRE ONE DAY. PLEASE SHARE AND IF YOU KNOW OF ANYONE IN THE MEDIA THAT MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN MY PLIGHT FEEL FREE TO FORWARD MY STORY TO THEM.
QUESTION: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
ANSWER: A 40 foot long cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
HERE IS FACEBOOK PIC OF A FUNNY BILLBOARD FOR YOU.
HERE IS A FUNNY YOUTUBE MOVIE CLIP OF FRANK CALIENDO DOING SHORT IMPERSONATIONS OF JOHN MADDEN, DR. PHIL, PRESIDENTS BUSH AND CLINTON PLUS OTHERS. IT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH
HERE IS A WICKED FUNNY PIC THAT I GOT FROM FACEBOOK
HERE'S A HUMOROUS JOKE YOU MIGHT LIKE
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
HERE'S A FUNNY YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA. IT'S A SONG ABOUT OBAMA SET TO THE MUSIC OF CANDY MAN...ENJOY
THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE BUT A GUY WOULD HAVE TO BE BRAIN DEAD TO ACTUALLY SAY IT TO HIS WIFE
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks..... "What does that mean?"
He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said.. "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
THIS IS A FUNNY YOUTUBE VIDEO CLIP OF A GUY PLAYING A PRANK ON HIS GIRLFRIEND USING AN INVISIBLE FENCE AND DOG COLLAR...YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS...IT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH
